Tag: Christmas

Single Of The Week: “Depressed Unicorn Christmas Song” by Kevin Drew

Remember how I said I hate Christmas music two weeks ago when I posted the Carly Rae Jepsen Christmas song? And now all of the December “Singles Of The Week” have been Christmas music? I still hate the holiday, but this surprise song by Uni The Unicorn (not to be confused with Uni The Unicorn of children’s literary fame), Stevie The Shark, Bobby The Bulldog, and, um, Broken Social Scenes’ Kevin Drew is cute and funny and a harsh reminder that YOU SHOULD ONLY SPEND THE HOLIDAY WITH PEOPLE IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD. Seriously. Don’t be the fucker that accidentally kills your mother. STAY HOME. There will be other Christmases. This will only be the last one for your family if you don’t protect them from COVID. And, seriously, there is no way to be 100% certain you aren’t carrying the virus. 

Anyways, I love this video. I hope it gives you the joy it gave me. 

Film Review: The Night Before

It’s a (stoner) holiday miracle!

The spirit of Christmas is alive in these three "gentlemen."
The spirit of Christmas is alive in these three “gentlemen.”

I feel like its been a while since the last raunchy comedy, which I think was Trainwreck back in July. That’s not to suggest that I wish there were more R-rated comedies flooding the market, but I do think I was primed for a movie like The Night Before. I wanted a stupid, profanity-filled, drug-trippin, buddy comedy (in this case, a threesome bromance) and I wasn’t disappointed. Sprinkle in a bit of holiday cheer for good measure and add a pinch of well-timed celebrity cameos for extra zest! The Night Before is 70% unadulterated stoner comedy, 20% heart, and 10% holiday spirit, and I enjoyed 99% of it! (the other 1% was a very disappointing final 60 seconds).

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