New Release Round Up 6/22/10 – 19 Instant Album Reviews

by Pouria Yazdi on June 23, 2010

Pouria asked that this one be the photo for this week. Sure, why not?

Rough week. Guess I was getting my comeuppance for not doing this for a while. [Editor’s Note: It’s OK. The transition from Lala to alternate listening methods hurt us all.]  Some straight up dogs out this week. There were a few highlights though. Read on dear readers.

Psychic Chasms by Neon Indian – Super disco beats man. Makes me put my left hand on my hip, and sway those hips around. A lot of time it sounds like music for some sitcom from the eighties that revolves around changing gender roles.

The Threshingfloor by Wovenhand – You know that guy on BART who has long hair, wears all black, looks like he’s all Goth and shit but then he’s carrying a bunch of potted flowers? He probably listens to this.

TEN by Jason Moran – Gah! Jazz!

shake/shiver/moan by 22-20s – I can’t get a bead on these guys. Sometimes like a depressing-less-good-poppy-Beatles-sound other times just poppy.

Subconscious by Samantha James – Blarg, I guess you’d like to listen to this while getting a facial before a night out with the girls. Cosmos, financial districts, and high heels wait.

Freedom II by Everliven Sound – Even your friends look at you like a pile of shit…that is a line from Survivalist. So you can guess the kind of hip-hop this is.

Electric Eye by Robbers On High Street – Loopy, pop vocals with upbeat tempo…it’s good if you’re super-excited about life.

Blink by Revive – So you’ve never listened to anything but radio hits? You’d like this.

Southern Gothic by The Constellations – Sounds like Smash Mouth got a new band.

Tattoos & Tequila by Vince Neil – Umm, well like a weaker Ronnie James Dio.

Alpha by The Break Mission – The first track started out not bad, then it got annoying. But then I gave the second track a chance. Wrong thing to do.

Baby Shake-em by Brooke Waggoner – I’m sad rdio thought his was an entire album, it’s a single. It was the only thing that was halfway good this week.

Avenue Boulevard by Avenue Boulevard – This wasn’t half bad either. So that’s better than par for this week. Totally a droning rock album, but decent. Heavy and slow drum beats, coupled with moaning guitars.

Nora Jane Struthers by Nora Jane Struthers – This sounds like your typical folk-bluegrass sung by a lady. But then you listen to the lyrics of the first track and they’re TWISTED. This album I like a lot, Nora has a great voice and the lyrics are good. Finally, something good on rdio this week.

Stories by Addison Road – Sounds like Nellie Frutato or however the hell you spell it. Gross.

Scream by Ozzy Osbourne – The first track kinda blows, but then the rest of the album is good enough to watch the World Cup to.

Wu Music Group presents Pollen: The Swarm, Pt. 3 by Wu-Tang Clan – This is a Wu-Tang album. Another one. It features your favorites and it has good songs. As usual.

Night & Day by Chief – I was tryin to imagine the type of person who’d listen to this. I think bluegrass-festival attendees looking to “branch-out.”

Pimps & Preachers by Paul Thorn – Has a real earthy sound to him. By earthy I mean plain ole America. By that I mean mediocreness and clichés.

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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Gordon Elgart June 23, 2010 at 5:02 pm

I don’t know what Rdio was thinking, but for some reason I don’t see reviews of The Roots, Stars, or Kele. All three of these are worthy of mention.


Dakin June 23, 2010 at 7:09 pm

Where’s Miley?


Pouria June 23, 2010 at 10:37 pm

Sorry guys, Rdio had none of those albums…someone want to hook me up with a mog account?


Tony June 24, 2010 at 1:02 pm

Where’s Eminem ?


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